Orphan starts out 2022 with just what you didn't know you needed: a new version of the 1993 shoujo OVA *A-Girl*. Before you start throwing things and leaving nasty comments (which I will ignore), let me relate the sad release history of this show: v0 - used an incomplete, sub-sized YouTube raw v1 - used a complete raw from a used VHS tape but had distorted audio v2 - corrected the audio but still suffered from color distortion from a miscalibrated deck v3 - uses a new rip, on a new VHS deck, using a non-compressing capture setup For the first time, *A-Girl* has complete video, correct audio, and finally, passably correct colors. Consider v3:  vs v2:  In V2, it looks like they're dancing to *It's Not Easy Being Green*. For more information, see [this blog entry](https://collectr.blogspot.com/2022/01/practice-makes-perfect-girl-v3.html). This release, and all Orphan releases, are available for direct download from IRC bot Orphan|Arutha in channels #nibl or #news on irc.rizon.net.